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Red Cliff

January 6th 2009 08:27
Red Cliff army training Chinese

"Red Cliff" is the most expensive Chinese movie made to date, a two-part film depicting the famous battle at Red Cliff, when the Han Dynasty general from North China, Cao Cao, sails a massive fleet down the Yangtze River to invade the lands of Liu Bei and Sun Quan in the South.

It's directed by John Woo and features a rockstar cast, including Tony Leung, Takeshi Kaneshiro and Zhao Wei. This is beyond epic, with massive cavalry army stirring up dust clouds and fleets bringing 800 000 soldiers to the Southlands.

I watched it with consumate glee, laughing and cackling at the cartoonish savagery of the battle scenes. This is classic Chinese history - they all know these stories by heart and can recognize the characters by sight. For a Westerner like me, though, it's the pleasure of discovery, of meeting these famous generals for the first time.

Liu Bei's army is defeated by Cao Cao and they flee to the South, but he retains some of the fiercest warriors in the country, with near-immortal Kung Fu skills. They defeat battalions of men at one time and perform ridiculous acrobatic feats.

In the hands of John Woo, though, it's glorious, each punch and kick shuddering with the reverberation of magical force.

For the Chinese, though, the story is really about how the small armies of Liu Bei and Sun Quan, vastly outnumbered by the armies of Cao Cao, held their own with sneaky tricks and devious strategies.

Part One, I watched earlier this week and, here in China, Part Two is out in cinemas. Hopefully, I'll find a cinema showing the film with English subtitles, so I can see the final, disastrous naval battle.

The film is flawed on so many levels and drifts consciously into camp and slapstick, but, again, in the hands of John Woo, it's all cartoon fun. A movie to rouse an audience, bring you to your feet, thundering and applauding at every delicious, sublime moment.

I say: An excellent movie for fans of war and strategy films, like the Chinese equivalent of the battle scenes in "The Lord of the Rings".

See it for: Tony Leung is one of the best actors around and he's in fine form as one of the Southern generals, camping at Red Cliff.
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Sullivan's Travels

January 5th 2009 08:25
Sullivan's Travels

"Sullivan's Travels" is one of Preston Sturges' most loved comedies and, indeed, the plot has been recycled again and again, in different guises. The beauty of Sturges' film is the snarky tone it keeps throughout, the sarcastic laugh at the attempt of the rich to understand the poor.

It's a classic tale - a famous movie director named Sullivan decides to stop making comedies and make emotional dramas to appeal to the working class and the downtrodden poor. This is during the Great Depression, so there's no shortage of poor and huddled masses, but the studio laughs at Sullivan's film. "What do you know about trouble?" they ask him.

He thinks it over and realizes that it's true, and goes off, dressed as a tramp, looking to experience the life of a hobo. Sullivan's naivety is tempered somewhat by his lucky meeting of a beautiful young girl, who accompanies him on the run.

"Sullivan's Travels" is, obviously, a reflection of Daniel Defoe's classic novel Gulliver's Travels; both works look at the foggy lens of the world of the rich, and tease them for their simple view of the world. Sullivan dearly wishes to know what it's like to be poor, but when he dips his toe in, he's out of his depth, scurrying back to the wealth and comfort of his Hollywood mansion.

Perhaps Sturges' most mocking point is when Sullivan returns to the studio, having tasted the life on the road, but decides to hand out $1000 in five-dollar-bills to hobos on the street. He walks the railways, putting notes in caps and placing them in hands, satisfied that he's one of the street men, but can now return to his life of luxury and fame.

Does Sullivan really understand them? No, it's obvious he does not, as Sturges has one of the hobos follow him and mug him for his money, leaving him injured and dazed in a railway car that disappears into the night. Sullivan must suffer, Sturges seems to say, and suffer he does.

The last laugh comes at the conclusion of the film, which I'm reluctant to show here, but it's obvious what Sturges is suggesting: that the rich are rich, the poor are poor - rich men will always float above the rest of us, oblivious to our problems, even when they suffer at our hands.


I say: A fun movie that heads into darkness. Classic American cinema.

See it for: The movie almost gets screwball, but not quite.
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Bicycle Thieves

January 2nd 2009 05:24
Bicycle Thieves 1948 de Sica
This 1948 Italian Neorealist film from Vittorio De Sica is one of the most loved, most admired Italian films in cinema history. Though the Italians floored the world in the 50s with their gritty edge, it's "Bicycle Thieves" that features at the top of critics' lists of great movies.

What's to love about this film? As the review from No Rip Cord astutely points out, "Bicycle Thieves" may lack the wit of Woody Allen films, the depth of Bergman classics or the style and flourish of Stanley Kubrick, but it's no less a monument to the triumph of cinema as an artform


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Lesbian Vampire Killers Trailer

January 1st 2009 07:06
The three sets of movies featuring lesbians, movies featuring vampires and movies featuring killers independently sell a lot of movies.

The intersection of 'lesbian' and 'vampire' has been done before and is now almost cliche... I mean, the teenage dude demographic will never tire of lesbian vampires, but throwing them into the mix with 'killers' mean that the Buffy crowd will be tempted as well


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Hugh Jackman as Wolverine

You loved "Iron Man"? Wish that there were more movies based on comic books?

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Tetsuo Iron Man Japanese film


Lists of movies that you 'must' see tend to disappoint... they're usually full of predictable suggestions of great movies that feature on dozens of other lists


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The Dark Knight standing on a building
Warner Bros is a sticky little pie of trouble with the Chinese censorship board... "The Dark Knight" opened to massive crowds in the US and the rest of the English-speaking world and the producers were tormented by the arousing thought of pumping the Chinese market for millions of renminbi.

Unfortunately, they didn't realize that the plot of the movie, concerning some bad Chinese criminals, would raise some eyebrows in the Chinese government, which only allows 20 foreign films per year into the country


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Boxing Day presents: DVDs for everyone!

December 26th 2008 04:34
Juno Ellen Page pregnant

Spoutblog wants you to get DVDs as Christmas presents, but that's an obvious choice, one that shows how little you enjoy shopping for people. I should know - I buy DVDs for everyone I know.

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Kurt Russell in The Thing
If Christmas for you is anything like it is for me, you'll need to prepare an emergency entertainment kit for the two weeks you'll be visiting the folks.

Yep, Christmas means back-to-back family dinners, making small talk with uncles that give you financial advice and eating fruitcake that you know was originally made years ago


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Buck Rogers film adaptation
There have been rumours flying around, hastily denied, but it seems that the unfathomable is true: Frank Miller, comic artist of the moment, has been signed to direct the upcoming film adaptation of Buck Rogers.

Slashfilm is decidedly nervous about the news, announcing it earlier this week
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